Youth

 

Dear Reverend Miller,

Oh my goodness, this evening we were flocked - I caught a glimpse of some hooligans who were masquerading as members of our own church's youth group. Imagine that, impersonating some of the finest teenagers in our community. One of the drivers of the get-away vehicles even had a mask that looked just like you.

So anyway, back to my dilemma. My soggy front yard is now infested with a whole bunch of flamingoes, most of them pink but there's a rare Raven (black) one grazing on my geranium and an Indonesian Purple in the flock as well.

I have heard from other friends at church (coincidentally they've experienced similar infestations) that you could help me humanely remove these birds from my property before the Neighborhood Nazis (aka Homeowner's Association) send me a Nasty-Gram about keeping the appearance of our property within their codes. I am willing to pay for this service when I am at Wednesday Night Dinner. I thank you in advance for any assistance you (and your crew) can provide.

Marcia

 

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